Expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Nobody does [expect the Spanish Insquisition], and yet there they are, inquisitors popping out from behind the palms...

(Monty Python, donchaknow)

K. reminded me to be prepared—for all sorts and sundries at the protest tomorrow, and you know PennyCooper backs that up wholeheartedly:

“A tree branch could fall on you or you could trip on a chicken that got loose.”

(A chicken???)

If you’re going, you’re probably an old hand at this, but just a reminder:

at the very least TAKE WATER,

and a mask. (We’ve all got masks around now, right?)

Memorize some phone numbers, or write them on paper to take with you.

And maybe a book. I read that Emma Goldman always carried a book, for when she got arrested and needed something to read for all those hours. Their batteries never run down.

I found a basic overview of safety at protests from the HRC:

hrc.org/resources/tips-for-preparedness-peaceful-protesting-and-safety

And one on dealing with tear gas & chemical agents, from Physicians for Human Rights:

phr.org/our-work/resources/preparing-for-protecting-against-and-treating-tear-gas-and-other-chemical-irritant-exposure-a-protesters-guide

About PHONE SAFETY, k wrote:

“by the way for anyone going to a march this weekend, please read this on phone safety before going: privacyguides.org/articles/2025/01/23/activists-guide-securing-your-smartphone

“ i went in and did a few things such as making my notifications more generic when they show up on my screen -- not giving a preview of what it is. better yet get a cheap ass burner and have plans in place in case you get separated. not trying to scare anyone but i just don't trust anyone anymore. —k”

Very important: don’t forget your SENSE OF HUMOR. It’s a life preserver, and we’re sailing the Absurd high seas, folks!

Be careful out there—and have fun!!! Love ya! ❤️❤️❤️