It's time for a Frivolity Break.
Trump just pulled aid to Ukraine?
Oooh, quick now, before the end of the world, let's...
look at OSCARS OUTFITS.
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The men's outfits were, as usual, mostly disappointing.
It's weird to me how men's clothing is absolutely stuck in a STUBBORN standard:
"Men wear trousers and a jacket."
Allowed variation: the lapels are a different color. Oh, boy!
No matter how much you shake that dog, it won't drop the bone.
And when a man does loosen it up, usually he's gay, or they're a nonbinary person.
Hooray for Billy Porter wearing a fabulous tuxedo-styled ball gown at the 2019 Oscars!
Could some other male-stylin' human represent too?
Here we go: hooray for Jeff Goldblum (below, left) for wriggling loose the straight jacket.
(If terms like "straight" even apply in his case? Seems irrelevant for a guy who's a fly.)
His corsage... Would it BITE you? I love it.
Like oregano, you only need a little Goldblum, and there was just the right amount of him as the Wizard of Oz in Wicked. He's one of the reasons I'll bother to see Part 2.
You can't have too much of her elegant strength, like wire work--loved her ever since Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000), then Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022).... Even a stint on Star Trek, etc.
Cynthia Erivo is the main draw of Wicked. Her character is green.
Was her green dress a reference to the iconic gown Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh) and Mammy (Hattie McDaniel) made of velvet curtains in Gone with the Wind? *
(GWTW came out in 1939--the same year as The Wizard of Oz. Also the year WWII broke out.)
Surely that is not the desired association?
Or, hm. It could be. Hollywood of the present talking to Hollywood passed––
"Look who's wearing it now, it isn't the white lady".
Fine, if so, but the dress made Erivo look like a sofa.
Erivo is so lithe, a green sheath would have looked much better.
(Like
the to-die-for burgundy gown Rhett makes Scarlett wear to the
birthday party Melanie throws Ashley Wilkes. There's a power dress! [article on the restoration of these dresses])
Or at least leave that stupid bow off.
Can you tell I hate that outfit?
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I'd vote for more frivolity in men's clothes and more powerful elegance in women's.
And there it is:
Not only did Selena Gomez (below, left) look like a star, but she has grown up into her own woman. (Well, what do I know, but she carries the look well, anyway.) I was proud of her for it: I remember her primarily from the teenage drama of her relationship with Justin Beiber.
Omar Apollo (a musician--I had no idea) wearing a fascinator.
For another Bieber connection--it is rumored that Apollo dated hip hop artist Frank Ocean--at any rate, they are musically entwined--and Ocean wrote for Bieber.
This is model Anok Yai, below. (Also, no idea.)
Look at that--her hair looks like her feather boa, her pale nails look like her satin dress... And that lip color...
Oh, my.
I usually do not care about this sort of thing, but this is Visual Artistry at work, and she knows how to carry it.
Also, it looks like her team got the memo about the Oscars' Hotel-Lobby Color Palette and turned it to her advantage.
This all moved me to look up Justin Bieber.
I'd heard he and his wife Hailey had a baby boy, Jack Blue Bieber, in August, but I hadn't checked in.
And... Baby, baby, baby, oh!
What a chubby dumpling cutie!
That thing babies do with their toes makes me want to nibble their tiny digits!
I have a small fondness for Justin Bieber.
Marz was into him when I first met her (she was a teenager), or I would barely know who he is. I don't care much about his music--I don't care much about anyone's music--I just kinda relate to the soft lost bewilderment of him...
Marz says it's because we have similar astrological charts!
What a hoot.
I can't remember the details--some Pisces placements.
(I could ask Marz again.)
Boy's a freak, and his style is his own.
Social media comments on Bieber's hat-over-hoodie ranged from “[I love] the way he’s so comfortable to wear what he wants like random clothes in public”
— to “The bar has never been lower.”
I feel like he could hang with Divine & John Waters.
Mostly I've never much cared.
Lazy? Yeah, kinda. It's a lot of work.
Body shame? Some of that, when I was younger--and I definitely wanted to avoid being hit on! I never liked that attention.
But my father was the same about clothes--he wore them to rags, so I don't think it's primarily a sign of social-emotional dysfunction (like it's in vogue to assume everything is (but it isn't), it's more of a personality thing.
They have identified the chromosome that creates a preference for wearing sweaters with holes!
I do have some other preferences too.
Like Justin Bieber, I like pink.
I wish I had a photo of a pink-striped dress I loved when I was in first grade. Here's proof of preference, 24 years apart:
eating carrots with RMcG, below left, at the art college library in 2000, and, right, bowling with Sp'ed last spring--I guess I like the orange accents too, since I chose that bowling ball:
All for now. I am printing 100 prints today, to hang on the fence with Emster tomorrow, my birthday. (JB's was four days ago, March 1. He's thirty-one.)
I'll be that good age from the Beatles song: Sixty-Four!
You all take good care out there. It's slippery!
* Note on Scarlett's green velvet dress in GWTW:
"For the curtain dress, costume designer Walter Plunkett acquired moss-green and chartreuse velvet that he exposed to the sunlight to achieve a faded appearance that would be appropriate for the much-used drapes.
He then created an ingenious design with the curtain tiebacks made into a belt and a matching velvet cap adorned with chicken feathers. Plunkett also toned down his excellent sewing skills for a dress that looks like it could have been thrown together in one evening."
––via
The enslaved woman known only as Mammy helps Scarlett sew the dress--and the actor who played Mammy, Hattie McDaniel, won best supporting actress but was segregated at the 1940 Oscars: there is interesting social history there, which Erivo's dress evokes, whether consciously or not.
A mighty entertaining post- correct about the "gowns" worn by the flashy folk- looks like furniture. I paid no attention to any of that- I sort of wan to see the movie "Anora"- but will probably not go out of my way.
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64 -such a good age to be! Stella and i went to France for her 64th BD. It was swell! Hanging printed signs on a fence comes close. Do have a wonderful fence hanging birthday, dearest and best Girlette in human form. Your BD card may get to you eventually , I posted it yesterday.
A few costumes stood out as stunning--I can't get over Anok Yai!
DeleteNo doubt the combined costumes cost the equivalent of a small country's GDP (if that small country isn't, say, Japan).
But if the world is ending, who cares:
SPLASH OUT!
"Anora" sounds excelelnt, but I don't think I could handle it---my tragedy tolerance is near zero.
Marz was a teenager when I met her (and through her, Bieber). I have a soft spot for the boy. He's probably my son in another lifetime.
Mailed yesterday, your card should arrive by mid-March! Thanks in advance! LOL
Hm... though looking at the hem of Anok Yai's gown, it does look like the fabric "skirt" of my pink velvet chair!
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YAY , Orphans are busy creating - they are furniture today!
DeleteGowns...not my kind of thing either!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday when it comes..and enjoy printing x
I've always preferred clothes you can ride a bike in--or get printing ink on!
DeleteThanks for birthday & printing wishes.
i used to love watching the oscars and waiting to hear who had "won." but now, meh, i barely know any of the movies anymore and find most of them trivial and boring. i think the dressing for the oscars has become divided into 2 camps -- those who want to be flashy and talked about and those who ooze class and don't have to flash to have others see them.
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I don’t watch the Oscars anymore either—used to be a treat. But this year for whatever reason – – probably needing a diversion – – I thoroughly enjoyed looking at the pictures of the costumes, and choosing out the few that wowed with me, in one way or another.
DeleteHappy birthday - as a proponent of celebrating the whole month of one's birth I should actually say "happy birth month" instead! The fancy clothes are fun - wouldn't it be great to know the fascinator back story - is that a favorite accessory or something added just for the night? I always want to know more.
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I too am a believer in the birthday month! I don’t have much planned for my birthday itself – – so already things are spread out into the future – – yay!
DeleteI too love to know more – – and went digging looking for more about Hattie McDaniel and that dress – – I’ll probably post about it tomorrow.
Since I don’t know Omar Apollo at all, I’m not as motivated to look into his clothes, but his fascinator is a fascinating choice!
You research it and let us know, okay?! 😃
OK now I had to go look up Omar Apollo’s fashion sense – – is a big article from four years ago in Vogue
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From Vogue:
“ At 6’5”, he sweetly teases that he “looks good in anything.” And he takes advantage of it by wearing, for a recent performance, a see-through Jetpack Homme blouse and super-long bell bottoms by The Incorporated that only the tallest amongst us could ever hope to carry, so wide they splayed out on the dirt as he sang. He has a remarkable color sense, isn’t afraid to show skin, and has a penchant for Bode, Marni, and Dr. Martens, never leaving the house without a certified look. “I’ll dress up to go to the grocery store—like, girrrrrl,” he says. He loves wearing skirts because they allow him to show off stylish socks and shoes. “I’ve always liked the girl’s section at the thrift shop, even before I was making money,” he says. “My style was fucking wacky back in the day—I was just trying shit out.” His primary musical idol is also his style idol, the man who made assless pants and French lace look like the coolest thing a man could wear. “Prince is androgyny,” Apollo beams.”
The only time I ever rocked a style was back in the seventies, when jump suits were popular. But, you had to unzip and drop the whole top to take a pee.
ReplyDeleteLol, I hadn’t thought of that issue – – imagine having to go to the loo in some of those tight gowns!
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