Star Trek Rap

Of course. It's the law:
If it exists, there's Trek of it. [Subset of Rule 34.]

From Apropos of Something

Star Trek Rap - 99 Problems but a BREACH ain't one!


"Star Trek parody of the Jay Z song "99 Problems" by J. Marcus Xavier.
Original Lyrics from REDDIT

Jay-Z: "I got 99 problems, but a b--ch" ain't one.
Warning: includes reference to dog fighting (mild, but still)