Ohgod, this made me laugh! Shades of Monty Python.
(The vuvuzela, as you probably know, is that plastic trumpety thing that's come to the world's attention because fans have been blowing them constantly throughout the World Cup games.)
"Vuvuzela Concert in the Konzerthaus Berlin"
via Three Quarks Daily (there's always something good on this Reader's-Digest-meets-Rushdie-esque filter blog)
...And Ginga Squid sends me "Gandalf Goes to the World Cup; or, The Fellowship of the Vuvuzelas".