
Alas, this became a real-life question for someone I know this weekend who went into the ER with vertigo and discovered it was caused by a brain tumor.
Thankgod, NOT the lethal kind Bette Davis's character had! This is a benign, slow-growing, "dime a dozen" (doctor's words) tumor that would be no trouble at all except it's growing near the brain stem, which is, of course, quite a bit of trouble.
Meanwhile, I must do research on what hat the concerned friend wears.
Come to think of it, I already have the right hat: the Jayne hat (left) TR knit for me last summer. The one that the Firefly character Jayne wears, saying it's a sign that he's not afraid of anything.