
I was sorta kidding when I wrote that I wanted to get married to a Klingon by an Elvis impersonator, but it turns out that this Elvis package is actually available at the Las Vegas Hilton, where the Star Trek con is happening and I am staying!!!
OMG, Surely I'll meet *someone* in a costume who'll want a Britney Spears (god bless her) wedding. Which is to say, something highly annul-able.
I generally like to leave town with my life in order, bathroom cleaned, and all that, but tonight I am deliriously watching Star Trek online at CBS and making pin-on buttons from the photos I printed up.
I am sooooo excited, I will not be able to sleep, so I will probably stay up and clean the bathroom and balance my checkbook after all...
This is going to be soooo much fun, and I haven't had fun in years.
So, marry me?