Thursday, May 2, 2019

The Penny Cooper Prescription

Penny Cooper is holding a paper towel with handwritten health directions, including "lose 10% of body weight for health" and "youtube 17 year olds and rotary phone".

Penny Cooper loves lists, but she did not write this one––my doctor did. I went in for a worrisome ache, and she said, "good news: it's just age".

Good news in that it's not cancer or something like that, that is. 
I know I can do more to counterbalance the effects of age. 

My doctor is my age––I like her and we always laugh a lot. 
I said, "Well, . . . and extra body weight adds to the effects of age and gravity".

Of course she agreed, but I like that it wasn't she who said it, (as if I didn't know). 

I asked if she'd write out some of the things we'd talked about, and she said she would add them to the visit notes to be printed out.


"No," I said, "would you write them on paper, like the way doctors used to have a prescription pad?"


She laughed and got up and took a paper towel from the dispenser on the wall––the only paper in the room.

She recommended laughter too--hence the youtube of teenagers trying to figure out how to use a rotary phone.
I thought it was more interesting than funny:
primate problem-solving in action.


I am starting with this one part of the prescription:
"Try to avoid or limit white flour".


If I could, that would eliminate the donated bakery crap at the store that I have a hard time walking away from.
We'll see... I never seem to get far with my health schemes for long, but I also believe that repeated efforts (to move more and eat beautiful foods) help. 
And age is my friend---it is nudging me: "You want to do this."

I do!


Try, try again.

I didn't go back to the young (23?) personal trainer I'd seen twice--the one I said was rather chilly. She had Ernest Hemingway tattoos, which illustrates her attitude––people who admire EH are, what?
Given to admiring the beautiful macho?

And here I am, telling her I have arthritis in my hands.
She simply disregarded that information, and had me do weight-lifting exercises that relied on my hands as fulcrums.

My hands ached for a week afterward.


I still have 3 sessions left at the YM, so I'll try someone else, and know to say no to exercises that are heavy on my hands.  

The Reds, meanwhile, are eating a strawberry tart--you can see it in the bucket of the frontloader.