You come back from a trip with fresh eyes.
Like, maybe you open your cupboards and realize you haven't refreshed your spices in two years, and half of them have turned to sawdust.
Fair enough, but why did I ever buy 79¢ chili powder in a plastic bottle, with a TWO-year expiration date, in the first place?
(It doesn't even need a date. Salt never goes bad.)
Like, maybe you open your cupboards and realize you haven't refreshed your spices in two years, and half of them have turned to sawdust.
Fair enough, but why did I ever buy 79¢ chili powder in a plastic bottle, with a TWO-year expiration date, in the first place?
(It doesn't even need a date. Salt never goes bad.)