Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Who do you look like?

"You look like Martha Stewart."

I'd never heard that one before.

The guy who said it to me was a blind-drunk stranger on the bus. I figure he just saw the hair cut.

He asked me if I wanted a boyfriend.


"Why," I said, "are you into Martha Stewart?"


"I could be," he said.


[left: me at the coffee shop this morning (wearing my new scarf)]


Before I met Mz, no one ever said I looked like anyone famous except, once, Monica Lewinsky.

Mz says I have a "plush look, with a strong facial structure" like the early Elvis, or Bill Shatner at my age.

above: Elvis, Bill, and Monica

Do people ever say you look like someone else?