Cake on Camino; A Birsdey Macro

OMG. I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER.
Mz's computer went kablooey, and so this macro just now got posted on smoothable. She is some kind of wondrous inventor of wackiness.

Here's an abridged sample of her story:








So, does Fresca ever come along? Get any cake?
To find this out, read the whole shebang here.