People are sick puppies.

And I say that with all due respect.

FAR LEFT: Hannah Duston clutching Indian scalps;
Jim Beam commemorative bottle (1973-1976)

NEAR LEFT: Hannah Duston Bobblehead Sparks Controversy (2008)

Thanks to ORSINO for the heads-up about the Jim Beam bottle.

I wrote about how Anglo-American Duston and her kidnapped companions killed and scalped their Indian captors in 1697 here: Savages.