[NB: OK, more like a bodice-ripping romance-novel parody, sorry if I disappoint...]
Pon Farr drives Spock to look lustfully upon...
McCoy is jealous, because Kirk is a manly man...
Virgil's lovers Dido and Aeneas come to an unhappy end, but not so my heroes.
Spock ends up happily...
Virgil's actually a bit of a prude who could stand to to relax his Roman rectitude.
For alternate inspiration, I'm listening to Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax" repeatedly while I mash up our boys. I'm thinking it might even be a good soundtrack for the vid:
"Hit me with those laser beams!"
